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The podcast that loves to hate running. While other podcasts will celebrate your journey, encourage you to go faster and further, and run free, we’d rather talk about bleeding nipples, getting chased by horses and getting horribly injured. Keep it real with Stewart and Amy.
The podcast that loves to hate running. While other podcasts will celebrate your journey, encourage you to go faster and further, and run free, we’d rather talk about bleeding nipples, getting chased by horses and getting horribly injured. Keep it real with Stewart and Amy.
Episodes

23 minutes ago
#174 - Running on Grass is Bullshit
23 minutes ago
23 minutes ago
Stu has finally succumbed to carbon running shoes, although he still does not give a shit about them. Amy has successfully #builtuphermileage but now thinks that may be her downfall.
We also talk runfluencers yet again, race companies collapsing again, the worst time to wear a running vest again, and creepy post-parkrun comments (again?).
- Bondarenko Track session
- Lidl has dropped a £39.99 carbon plate ‘supershoe’ ahead of marathon season. Here’s what we know so far
- Dragon’s Back Race 2026 cancelled as Ourea Events collapses | County Times
- French sailor gave away location of nuclear-powered warship in Middle East by logging run on Strava | The Independent
- Fact-checked: What actually happened at Mandley Park - Manchester Evening News
- Run for your bonus: the Chinese paper company rewarding staff to run 100km a month | Men's Fitness
- The 2027 London Marathon could become a two-day event

Monday Mar 09, 2026
#173 - Sweaty Back Butter is Bullshit
Monday Mar 09, 2026
Monday Mar 09, 2026
We learn about Amy's fear of new technology and Stu wins an entire cross country division all on his own, or at least in his mind.
We have some brand new long run nightmare fuel, two toe tales, physio banter, something about the pigeon lady from Home Alone, and why we all need to build up another fuck bucket.

Monday Feb 23, 2026
#172 - Physios are Bullshit
Monday Feb 23, 2026
Monday Feb 23, 2026
Stu and Amy give their top date advice in this episode, encourage listeners to glory in their mediocrity, and, above all, treat physios as the quacks and charlatans that they are. We also issue a stark warning to volunteer race marshals everywhere.
Also features one of the most niche Ramadan conversations you'll ever hear, but one Stu is absolutely obsessed with.
Cover photo of very good very brave boy Mitch.
Climber survives 1,500ft fall before running four miles for help

Monday Feb 09, 2026
#171 - Opinions are Bullshit
Monday Feb 09, 2026
Monday Feb 09, 2026
Amy just will not learn, as she embarks on yet another ill-fated route, but this time somehow enters a horse race.
Stewart gets filthy and worries about where to put his knob.
There is a lot of chat about whether or not you should wear a race t-shirt for a race you did not enter, or maybe finish, or maybe volunteered for. The conclusion will leave you underwhelmed.
Why It’s OK to Wear a Finisher’s Shirt for a Race You Didn’t Finish

Monday Jan 26, 2026
#170 - Flat Bottomed Boats are Bullshit
Monday Jan 26, 2026
Monday Jan 26, 2026
Stu adds to his impressive tally of losing a race and legitimately winning a medal for it. Amy went for a run.
We chat shit about Taylor Swift, ponder future plans for immersive running experiences, badly transition between news stories, and ask how far is ok to race with a baby strapped to your chest?

Monday Jan 12, 2026
#169 - Frozen Puddles are Bullshit
Monday Jan 12, 2026
Monday Jan 12, 2026
Stories of fire and ice in this episode, but also falling over and running into traffic.
Stewart isn't proud of what he did, and Amy isn't proud of her first race result of the year.
Want a free ultra place? Listen and find out how!

Wednesday Dec 17, 2025
#168 - 2025 was Bullshit
Wednesday Dec 17, 2025
Wednesday Dec 17, 2025
Another year, another year-end podcast detailing why that year was bullshit.
We share our high-, but mainly, low-lights, as well as some top content from our listeners who are generally as miserable as we are.
We also reveal alarmingly different race stats for the year, and inevitably not talk about running as much as we can.
Episode dedicated to Rain 🐾

Monday Dec 01, 2025
#167 - Ignoring Signs is Bullshit with Naz Khan
Monday Dec 01, 2025
Monday Dec 01, 2025
We've got a guest! Local runner to us, different point of view, setting up something for a particular group that we don't know much about? You know we love that kind of thing.
Stu loves talking about canicross and Amy loves ignoring signs which may have prevented her having a bad time. We refuse to learn from our mistakes.

Monday Nov 10, 2025
#166 - All the Other Runners are Bullshit
Monday Nov 10, 2025
Monday Nov 10, 2025
This might have been the Halloween episode, but it isn't.
Amy gets judged by local shopkeepers, didn't lose her dog, and her mum runs a bit.
Stu goes for a walk, watches some runners, and reflects on post-industrial decline across the UK’s marginalised communities, citing how political choices have dismantled local economies and hollowed out the sense of civic pride and cultural belonging.

Monday Oct 27, 2025
#165 - Reflexology Shoes are Bullshit
Monday Oct 27, 2025
Monday Oct 27, 2025
Welcome to the Number 1 Pheasant podcast, with more phun phacts than anyone else, maybe.
We also talk about running for a bit as Stewart gets injured and ignores it (LIKE A MAN) and Amy has another tale that could have only happened to her.
PinSkinMan IRL, arses, gout, and we want to sue Garmin for some reason
