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The podcast that loves to hate running. While other podcasts will celebrate your journey, encourage you to go faster and further, and run free, we’d rather talk about bleeding nipples, getting chased by horses and getting horribly injured. Keep it real with Stewart and Amy.
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Monday Apr 24, 2023
#108 - Nipples are Still Bullshit
Monday Apr 24, 2023
Monday Apr 24, 2023
What a load of bollocks! A strong start for this episode as we finally break the taboo on talking balls.
Should your dog's instagram be first person? Is Garmin trying to cancel us? Should Stu blow his money on a coach? All of these questions and more left vague and unanswered as you might expect.
Please look after your nipples though lads.

Monday Apr 10, 2023
#107 - Head Squirrels are Bullshit
Monday Apr 10, 2023
Monday Apr 10, 2023
We've both done a race, and they couldn't have been much more different! If you like it hard or you like it slow, you're in the right place.
We also deliver a lot of good advice to race organisers using our vast knowledge of how to put on a race, as well as chat on medals, squirrels both in the head and in the hand, Michael Flatley and how to steal a toilet.

Monday Mar 27, 2023
#106 - Elevation is Bullshit
Monday Mar 27, 2023
Monday Mar 27, 2023
There was a horse incident, but we lived to tell the tale.
Stu almost didn't live to tell the tale of his race, and Amy nearly got stuck in the Brecon Beacons. Just normal running stuff, right?
We're knackered but still manage to wang on for over an hour about running being stupid and hard and stupid.

Monday Mar 13, 2023
#105 - Race Websites are Bullshit
Monday Mar 13, 2023
Monday Mar 13, 2023
Amy is appalled that her long run included so much running and Stewart got chased by bloodhounds. Standard weekend.
We get into what elements make the very best and very worst race websites. We've all seen them, used them, and for some reason entrusted our bank details to them.

Monday Feb 27, 2023
#104 - Group Warmups are Bullshit
Monday Feb 27, 2023
Monday Feb 27, 2023
Apologies for the audio quality for most of it, that was Amy's fault. The cover photo is entirely Stu's fault, but we're not sorry about that.
Otherwise we've got a Stu-heavy, fairly ranty episode including 'carpet-bag' race companies, European tea and running in snow. Don't worry, Amy's life of a series of random events continues with long run drama and instant karma.

Monday Feb 06, 2023
#103 - Running When Ill is Bullshit
Monday Feb 06, 2023
Monday Feb 06, 2023
Stu's feeling ill again so has asked for your stories of being ill to make himself feel better.
Amy wangs on about dog owners again, we warn against the perils of parkrun, and make cheap jokes about the UK economy. We also trail news of Amy's eventual podcast replacement...

Monday Jan 23, 2023
#102 - AI is Bullshit with Gary House
Monday Jan 23, 2023
Monday Jan 23, 2023
Breaking the myths and stigmas of the world's most popular exercise - this episode's tagline written by an AI.
We turn over bits of the script to an AI to save us some time, and it almost works! Amy's brain also generates some running-adjacent anecdotes.
We speak to running coach Gary House about the Dragon's Back, online coaching, and why nobody cares about your running.

Monday Jan 09, 2023
#101 - Throwing Up is Bullshit
Monday Jan 09, 2023
Monday Jan 09, 2023
We're back with more bullshit than before! Or the same amount, or less, we don't have a metric for that.
Both ill over Christmas, but still out there doing things to keep you entertained. We run through our plans for the year ahead and cannot believe how optimistic we've been.
Also Raynaud's, arse gravy, bad human etiquette, big bans, and the strangest running related product we've seen

Monday Dec 12, 2022
#100 - Livestreaming is Bullshit
Monday Dec 12, 2022
Monday Dec 12, 2022
Don't you hate it when your favourite podcast does a live episode? Well, that's what we did!
This is a BUMPER edition of bullshit including guests Nicola Forwood, Matt Garner, Rhys Jenkins and Hannah Phillips.
We also get into cliché inspiration, running advent calendars, falling over, holiday flexing, birds, inline skating, teeth and death.
And we announce our free race place winners! Hope you've got a long run booked in...

Monday Nov 28, 2022
#99 - Cheating is Bullshit
Monday Nov 28, 2022
Monday Nov 28, 2022
We've entered a race! Doesn't sound like a huge deal, but we're super looking forward to this one, despite it's very dubious premise.
There's a whole lot of cheating going on it seems, and we still really really don't get it.
Don't forget to email us for a chance to get a free race entry!