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The podcast that loves to hate running. While other podcasts will celebrate your journey, encourage you to go faster and further, and run free, we’d rather talk about bleeding nipples, getting chased by horses and getting horribly injured. Keep it real with Stewart and Amy.
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#159 - Crystalline Granite is Bullshit
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Amy has another animal encounter, but this one is a lot more mythical than usual, and we're pretty sure it was totally real.
We talk about repairing shoes, and hope this will turn out to be a good idea. Our listeners get poisoned, look at some puffins, get cramp and get stung in the foot.
Hot, isn't it?

Monday Jun 30, 2025
#158 - Buying a House is Bullshit
Monday Jun 30, 2025
Monday Jun 30, 2025
Some big questions in this episode: How do you let pedestrians know you want to get past? Can men be mega-babes? And, is trail running gay?
We answer some of these and more, as well as details of Stewart having the shits and Amy's fond memories of norovirus, our listeners cry, get stung, and listen to this podcast in the wrong order.
We also talk about some actual running news, but focus on the nonsense in the comments.

Thursday Jun 19, 2025
#157 - Straight Roads are Bullshit
Thursday Jun 19, 2025
Thursday Jun 19, 2025
Stewart has an important yet stupid announcement to make, and Amy ran on a road.
Our listeners fall over, get stopped by the police, get spat on, rant about t-shirts, and apparently one of you was a monk! A classic episode in many ways.
Also, Amy gets all the hard names and Stewart doesn't edit out any of attempts, you're welcome.

Monday Jun 02, 2025
#156 - Racing Mobility Scooters is Bullshit
Monday Jun 02, 2025
Monday Jun 02, 2025
Only we could have an episode title like this, surely? Stu is coming in hot with a rant that will definitely backfire, and Amy has forgotten what she's ranted about.
There's talk of coughing, being unprepared for the elements, eggs, a parkrun nun, the cursed Edinburgh marathon, and a story that could only have come from Lisa Gibbon.

Monday May 19, 2025
#155 - Stolen Valour is Bullshit
Monday May 19, 2025
Monday May 19, 2025
Amy gets good and wound up about things that do not affect her life in any way, while Stewart uncovers a conspiracy theory.
We talk about squirting, tea experimentation, losing the will to live from running on a flat road, What 3 Words, and the London marathon continues to live rent-free in our heads.

Monday May 05, 2025
#154 - Ghost Horses are Bullshit
Monday May 05, 2025
Monday May 05, 2025
Amy starts spooooky season early this year risking the most heinous curse imaginable, while Stu has become the greatest runner in history and is playing it super cool.
We also possibly quite badly insult 0.004% of our audience, Amy doesn't understand dimensions, we talk about the worst way to power through a night shift, when a marathon isn't a marathon, and have the annual worst London Marathon costume record discussion.

Thursday Apr 24, 2025
#153 - Winking Robots are Bullshit
Thursday Apr 24, 2025
Thursday Apr 24, 2025
Another mostly unfocussed scattergun of a podcast where Stu has done another bloody race and is all full of himself and Amy hasn't done a race and doesn't give a shit.
We talk head injuries, Weird Al Yankovic, the start of silly costume season, races that don't exist, and have serous worries about our audience.

Monday Apr 07, 2025
#152 - Mansplaining is Bullshit
Monday Apr 07, 2025
Monday Apr 07, 2025
Amy grabbed a little lamb, it's fleece was white as snow, and when she lobbed it over the fence, on her merry way she did go.
There are tales of personal growth, colonialism, getting lost in a field, public rights of way and when they should be destroyed, and we accidentally convince ourselves that £140 shorts are a fair deal.

Monday Mar 24, 2025
#151 - Other People's Routes are Bullshit
Monday Mar 24, 2025
Monday Mar 24, 2025
Oops Stu did it again, got lost in the woods, endangered his friends...
There's also plenty of running icks in this episode, Amy scales a mountain and wishes she hadn't, and we shit all over the Lisbon half, which by the sound of things is certainly not the first time.

Monday Mar 10, 2025
#150 - Just Running Downhill is Bullshit
Monday Mar 10, 2025
Monday Mar 10, 2025
Our 150th episode spectacular doesn't feature AMAZING guests, WILD stories, or HUGE competitions, it's just the same old nonsense.
Stu has been questioning his sanity, nearly drowning in mud, learnt how to do CPR, and actually went to the gym while Amy went for a run.
There's also another thrilling religious running update.