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The podcast that loves to hate running. While other podcasts will celebrate your journey, encourage you to go faster and further, and run free, we’d rather talk about bleeding nipples, getting chased by horses and getting horribly injured. Keep it real with Stewart and Amy.
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21 minutes ago
#153 - Winking Robots are Bullshit
21 minutes ago
21 minutes ago
Another mostly unfocussed scattergun of a podcast where Stu has done another bloody race and is all full of himself and Amy hasn't done a race and doesn't give a shit.
We talk head injuries, Weird Al Yankovic, the start of silly costume season, races that don't exist, and have serous worries about our audience.

Monday Apr 07, 2025
#152 - Mansplaining is Bullshit
Monday Apr 07, 2025
Monday Apr 07, 2025
Amy grabbed a little lamb, it's fleece was white as snow, and when she lobbed it over the fence, on her merry way she did go.
There are tales of personal growth, colonialism, getting lost in a field, public rights of way and when they should be destroyed, and we accidentally convince ourselves that £140 shorts are a fair deal.

Monday Mar 24, 2025
#151 - Other People's Routes are Bullshit
Monday Mar 24, 2025
Monday Mar 24, 2025
Oops Stu did it again, got lost in the woods, endangered his friends...
There's also plenty of running icks in this episode, Amy scales a mountain and wishes she hadn't, and we shit all over the Lisbon half, which by the sound of things is certainly not the first time.

Monday Mar 10, 2025
#150 - Just Running Downhill is Bullshit
Monday Mar 10, 2025
Monday Mar 10, 2025
Our 150th episode spectacular doesn't feature AMAZING guests, WILD stories, or HUGE competitions, it's just the same old nonsense.
Stu has been questioning his sanity, nearly drowning in mud, learnt how to do CPR, and actually went to the gym while Amy went for a run.
There's also another thrilling religious running update.

Thursday Feb 27, 2025
#149 - Mashed Potato in a Bag is Bullshit with Bethan Taylor-Swaine
Thursday Feb 27, 2025
Thursday Feb 27, 2025
We're joined by the Feminist Sociologist of Sport Bethan Taylor-Swaine who is right up our street doing research into all the awful things about running we love talking about.
Meanwhile, we discuss an alternative fuelling method, running with the Mafia, Stewart's ego, and Amy talks for a long time about shoe colours insisting she doesn't care about them.

Monday Feb 10, 2025
#148 - Being Farted On is Bullshit
Monday Feb 10, 2025
Monday Feb 10, 2025
We're sorry about the title of the episode, and yes the story is pretty bad, even by our standards.
Amy is being gaslit by social media, but in a very specific way, and Stu accidentally invents a new form of age grading at races.

Monday Jan 27, 2025
#147 - Shakeout Runs are Bullshit
Monday Jan 27, 2025
Monday Jan 27, 2025
Why is everyone doing shakeout runs all of a sudden, and what happened to recovery runs? We don't answer these questions and more in this episode.
We talk about our own fairly reasonable plans for 2025 and many of your stupid plans for 2025, and look forward when we hear the tale of how they inevitably go wrong.

Wednesday Dec 18, 2024
#146 - 2024 was Bullshit
Wednesday Dec 18, 2024
Wednesday Dec 18, 2024
The world's premier "nearly shitting yourself while running" podcast returns for the last time this year, and we're here to tell you 2024 was bullshit.
We've got lots of your bullshit, lots of our own bullshit, and our favourite bullshit news of the year.
Stewart sings.

Monday Dec 02, 2024
#145 - Stealing Signs is Bullshit
Monday Dec 02, 2024
Monday Dec 02, 2024
This weekend Stu succeeded putting on a race and Amy failed to finish it.
There's also toe nail cringe, polesplaining, Amy getting chased by a dog, more slagging off of influencers, and breaking topological news from Norfolk.

Monday Nov 18, 2024
#144 - Screaming Men are Bullshit
Monday Nov 18, 2024
Monday Nov 18, 2024
Amy has a tale to tell. It's not about running, but when has that ever stopped her?
We celebrate the return of the Man, the Myth, the Legend at the New York Marathon, complain even more about influencers, do some racing and have a generally lovely times out on the trails, even if some of the trails aren't really trails.